When did I start writing?
About half past eight.


Where do I get my ideas from?
I ask Alexa. And if she’s busy, I ask Siri, instead.


What inspired me to become a writer?


What advice would you give, to anyone wanting to become a writer?
Don’t bother. Do something else instead. I don’t need the competition.


What was my first job?
Tidying my room.


Am I rich?


What car do I have?
A blue one.


Have I ever met David Walliams?
Yes. And he never stops going on about it.


What football team do I support?
Nottingham Forest.


What’s my favourite book?
A Brief History of Cheese.


Who’s my favourite writer?
Whoever wrote A Brief History of Cheese.



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