Welcome to The Official Jonathan Meres Website. Oh all right then, the only Jonathan Meres Website. Probably anyway.
So what brings you here?
Have you read one of my books?
Perhaps you’ve seen something I’ve written on the telly?
Maybe you were just surfing around and did a Google on “Old baldy blokes who write stuff, act and who used to be comedians”?
Who cares frankly?
You’re here now and that’s the main thing. Hey who knows, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship!
And remember - if you’re the lucky millionth person to drop by, you’ll receive some sweets - absolutely free! (Excluding post and packaging. You think I’m made of money or something?)
Er, that’s about it really. Get clicking.